Messy relationship 
We’ve been together for four years now. 
When we first started out, the guys at the office said it wouldn’t last. “You’re going to run out of things to say within six months,” they warned. 

Tour dates 
I don’t know what was more disturbing, the cab driver with the flesh-eating disease or finding out on Sunday morning that I had missed an event at Chapters in Toronto the night before. Ah, life on…